We buy wine for less than $20 and tell you how it will affect your dinner, your love life, and your hangover. We don't know what a "nose" is.
Okay guys, let me be real with you for a second. White wine is for pussies. The only time anybody wants white wine is when it’s really hot and the wine is really cold, and if you’re going to do that then you might as well be drinking a delicious beer or ale instead. White wine is something that dumb girls drink when they don’t appreciate alcohol but they want to get “wild”. The only reason I have any is because I made chicken with white wine and tomatoes for dinner and this is what’s left over. This is Gnarly Head Chardonnay, the best wine money can buy at 7-11. I expected something at least 3-4 dollars better than Barefoot Creek or Turning Head but I was disappointed. Not by the chicken though, I took one bite and unbuttoned my pants to make room for more. CHEERS.
